What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

Yes, I'm hiding in the closet, what does a hen have to do to get some privacy around here!

 

[theoldchick]

 

[Kelsie2290]

Georgia, went to KFC again? She is really starting to make me nervous, why just yesterday she remarked on how plump my thighs looked.

 

[kikiruru]

This is Zira. IMHO, she rivals Peaches...in the ground shaking sense...

 

[1kluckychik]

nice try......now please be a dear and unwrap the bread!

 

[21hens-incharge]

It may be upside down but I can read you know. I see it states sandwich bread right there. I do believe I have been being cheated out of the middle parts of said sandwich for some time now.
YOU OWE ME!

 

[Kelsie2290]

I wish I were a penguin.

 

[Kelsie2290]

We must be expecting company, they brought out the fancy bowls!

 

[kikiruru]

practicing for the 5k chicken run ... the winner gets a lifetime supply of mealworms ... got too many beaks to feed

 

[Kelsie2290]

Tired of having to scrape and scrub and soak to get those dishes clean? Introducing our newest dishwasher accessory, Thereallyhungrybigblackhen, just a few minutes with one of these and your dishes will be practically sparkling!