What is this chicken thinking?

[sunflour]

Hey, did y'all hear that? said Moe.



Hear what, I didn't hear anything, I was asleep, said Larry.



Geronimo…Yells Curlie.

 

[sunflour]

chicken on left says "Apologize".
chicken on right replies "No, you apologize first".

 

[theoldchick]

For Rent: Large nest box in a nice neighborhood. Well established foundation that will last for years. Bring your own rooster or borrow one of ours.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Just give it up Henrietta, there's snow everywhere again, looks like we're stuck inside again

Great idea you had there, you make a great snow-blower Henrietta! Keep it up and you'll have the yard cleared in no time!

 

[Kelsie2290]

If I promise not to crow again until 7:30am, will you let me out?

 

[Kelsie2290]

Stealing the ornaments off the Christmas Tree? Why no, I have no idea who has been stealing the ornaments off the Christmas tree.

 

[Kelsie2290]

what is dear little isa thinking

Why is it that every time I want to redecorate the coop and yard the rest of the flock disappears?

 

[kyexotics]

"I swear, I've only been with you!"

 

[Kelsie2290]

Shhhhh, did you hear what they were planning to do with the extra roosters? No extra roosters around here, just us hens sitting in our nesting boxes, cluck, cluck, cluck, yup, just us hens ... hey, anybody got an egg I can borrow?

 

[sunflour]

"I swear, I've only been with you!"