What is this chicken thinking?

[Suzie]

My chicken, Turkey.

Ha! Ha!..can't fool me...! So who put this pink acorn in my egg collection ?????

 

[Suzie]

I'm tired of having to supervise the humans in how to change a tire correctly...this one is definately wrong ....My report is failure...signed..Inspector Peacock.

 

[theoldchick]

A hen in the hand is worth two in the coop.

 

[theoldchick]

My chicken, Turkey.

That must have been sooooommmmee party.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

My chicken, Turkey.

My name is Turkey, there are golf balls and a plastic egg in my nest, and you wonder why I'm having an identity crisis?

 

[sunflour]

My chicken, Turkey.

Ok..golf balls and now a fake plastic egg…REALLY! I am not a dumb birdbrain…I know where I want to lay my eggs.

 

[sunflour]

Only need 3 points and we win….FIELD GOAL!

 

[1kluckychik]

Hand me a socket…that's what he said. Boy is that human dumb, he didn't tell me what size.



oops!

 

[1kluckychik]

I'm sorry sir, but you're gonna have to take this problem to a professional!

 

[N2nicole]

This is sweet pea