What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

Shadow was "Helping" my friend in the flowerbed.

Shadow's first day on the job as Gardener didn't go too well....She thought they said to eat all flowers and leave the weeds alone and was thus fired after her first day.

 

[SesameChicken10]

"and the story continues...Looking more closely at it Androcles saw a great big thorn pressed into the paw, which was the cause of all the lion's trouble. Plucking up courage he seized hold of the thorn and drew it out of the lion's paw, who roared with pain when the thorn came out, but soon after found such relief from it that he fawned upon Androcles and showed, in every way that he knew, to whom he owed the relief."

 

[daisykristy]

Todd's new chiropractor had questionable methods, but ultimately helped him get his feathers in proper alignment

 

[Yowza Wowza]

Rooster: Is this supposed to be one of those romantic kisses? If so, this is NOT romantic!

 

[Julie Birb]

Rooster: Is this supposed to be one of those romantic kisses? If so, this is NOT romantic!

Put me down or set me upright. My acid reflux is atrocious now.

 

[thechxwhisperer]

(the little hen watching is the roos mother)

Mom hen: " I know sweetheart, life isn't fair, but that doesn't mean you have to look all depressed!"

 

[TwoCrows]

If you think tickling me will get me to stop flogging you....FORGET IT!!

 

[Henrietta2]

Rooster: "Not in front of the hens!"

 

[SesameChicken10]

 

[SesameChicken10]

For the category of "Best Kiss", the Oscar goes to...