What is this chicken thinking?

[Akrnaf2]

For some reason my Russian Orloff hens like to preen Pierre. Here he is doing some dust bathing and getting a preening at the same time.

Hello doctor Petrov I think that I have something stoke in my ear. let me see mmmm ya' tavarish you forgot your vodka glass inside!

 

[chiklee]

hen in the nest box says you know how it goes move your feet lose your seat

 

[chiklee]

I will never name my baby Spalding so stop throwing suggestions
His name is Brunswick.

 

[chiklee]

yes we can deal wit yellow walls but the carpet will need replaced.

 

[chiklee]

If a Pro built this waterier
Who do you think built that machine over there?

 

[chiklee]

what!!! no greens ?

 

[chiklee]

well you like it? I am heading for Alaska for the summer . . Does it make me look too fat ? Too busty ? My legs to skinny? Well opinion's please.

 

[Mr Beaks]

What are they thinking on this fine Sunday morning?

As the chicken way in the background patiently waits at her makeshift pulpit the others say "We heard ya talkin' about breakin' bread earlier and was wonderin' ... where's our loaf?"

 

[Mr Beaks]

^ what are they thinking?

First one to find the needle gets a sack of mealworms!

 

[theoldchick]

For some reason my Russian Orloff hens like to preen Pierre. Here he is doing some dust bathing and getting a preening at the same time.

Hen: Better run. I heard the hatchet getting sharpened.