What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

You know, we have been walking for hours and I just keep getting the feeling we are going around in circles.

 

[Kelsie2290]

I swear if that dog gets the tiniest bit of slobber on me, he is going to pay for my trip to the feather beautician!

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

What are these chickens thinking!

After the fifteenth run back and forth, still neither Beauregard or Clarance had any idea why they were crossing the road, again.

 

[Kelsie2290]

What's this chicken thinking?

And exactly where does she think I have been getting the eggs all these years?

 

[Kelsie2290]

Nessie's trying to lay an egg. What's she thinking?

No you will not be getting a little brother or sister! You will just have to go broody yourself if you want one!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Gertrude, just give it up, that contact's gone for good.

 

[Kelsie2290]

For heavens sake Larry, would you just jump, you're a chicken, you can fly!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Harold, I keep telling you, you need to invest in some wattle weights, they'll keep you from getting slapped everytime you turn your head, and look how perfectly mine fall.

 

[Cheep N Peep]

Nessie's trying to lay an egg. What's she thinking?

(hen) I thought I could be a working mom... I thought, 'hey, why not? Work will give me some time to myself,'.... I THOUGHT I could lose some broody weight, maybe do a few laps on my way to the nesting box.... BUT NO, KIDS DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN, DO THEY? Do I have alone time? NO! Do I have time at all, wether it is just for a dust bath or a friendly hello to the rooster? NO, NO I DON'T!

(one chick to another) Why is mom muttering? Is she done yet?

-edited to fix spelling-

 

[chicksurreal]