What is this chicken thinking?

[Julie Birb]

I am fancy.

 

[chiklee]

What do you mean I need to shave That was just so insulting .

 

[chiklee]

Look someone left us a hammer Should we lay the floor or remove it ?
No one left us any instructions on what we are to to do with it .
I guess we will rip it up and go from there.

 

[chiklee]

Nice rug .I want to get one of these for my place. Wonder how much it will set me back?

 

[chiklee]

They are making me wear this antenna so they can track my every move . What will they think of next?

 

[chiklee]

I invited all the chicks and no one is showing up .
Bet that rooster down the street has something to do with it ?

 

[chiklee]

Just look at me. Why is my feet green? Why is my eyes Big ? Am I from another planet or something ? I am really getting scared !!!!

 

[chiklee]

Look they took the plastic of the coop. Now we can get out of this stuffy place and go and have some fun .

 

[chiklee]

Just look at her, Show her a camera and she acts a fool.
Just look at her .
Just horrendous !!!!

 

[chiklee]

I can't walk across the grass it will mess up my party dress .