What is this chicken thinking?

[anti]

Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.

 

[Debby27]

"ok....let me see if I can remember how this goes....put the metal thing in that little hole....one of you is going to have to pull that long thing down.,..one is going to have to push that flat thing on the right and someone will have to push on that flat thing on the left.....oh! and we need a milk crate so I can see out that glass thing"

 

[Debby27]

"what do mean this not our roost?....it's round...it's up off the ground...and we like the view a whole lot better than that little box you put us in every nite"

 

[scratch'n'peck]

I think we will be hiding up here for a while. They are still fuming about the chickens who pooped on the driver's seat in the car. Let's give them a chance to cool down before we ask for treats.

 

[RIR-YELLOWLEGS]

*Wings of taxi service* always a feathered RIDE above the rest!

 

[kikiruru]

R O A D T R I P here we come

 

[Casper101Popcor]

Im sorry, but I think you will need to get another car. You just didn't like it as much as us, so we decided to take it from you.

 

[theoldchick]

Did you hear? Colonel Sanders is back! So we are stealing the car and running away!

 

[theoldchick]

MOM! The Mockingbird touched me!

 

[Violetsfeathers]

One of the hens- " let's blow this Pop stand!" Roo- "well I would if I could just figure out how to work this thing." A different hen- "hurry up we have to get to the mealworms sale before they're all sold out!" Roo- " Do you wanna drive!!!" Hen- "no" Roo- " then let me concentrate on how to work this thing"