What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

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And when you get to the pet store, remember to bring me back a new rope toy that is thisss long!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Darn it Henrietta, couldn't you wait until I was finished reading the Sports section ???

 

[Kelsie2290]

The local Tyrannosaurus Rex, aka broody hen, clears the area with a single growl.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Keep looking I am sure I saw the coupon on this page. It said 50% off mealworms with coupon one day only. I am sure it was for today. I sold all the eggs and think we can get like 2 whole buckets now. Toffee will you stop about the stupid car sale and look for the mealworm coupon for crying out loud??

 

[Kelsie2290]

LO LA is NOT the Baby's Momma!

I am not getting paid enough for babysitting this kid, next time I want double the mealworms!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Nag nag nag, all day it's nothing but nag nag nag, when will they please put me back in the bachelor pen?

 

[Kelsie2290]

Overdid the comb implants didn't you Henry, you'll never get that sucker off the ground.

 

[Kelsie2290]

That's the last time I go to a cheap feather stylist and ask for cornrow braids.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Hey, Florence, nice yellow and green color job on your feathers there... can I borrow your blue magic marker now that you are done?

 

[Kelsie2290]

And now the chick training class for "Finding The Needle In The Haystack" will begin.