I like Smelling Chicken Butt![]()
. . . but I would rather eat the poop
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I like Smelling Chicken Butt![]()
I stayed up all night ... how am I going to lay an egg without any sleep ...
Whatever did I do to you for you to do this to me
Humans are so silly... sigh... Take the photo already, so I can go lay my egg.
The trick to training a human is to start young. I mean, really young, as soon as you get home from the feed store young. As soon as they fall in love with your tiny feet and fuzzy butt, start the training! See my video on the subject of steps 1-3, poop acceptance, treat giving, and handling. Above is an example of a properly trained human... see how she lets me sit anywhere I like? She 'gives' me treats three times a day... and cleans the coop regularly.
I know, I know, curiosity killed the chicken. But maybe it is better not to know what the dog left as a present.
They said "Super Broody" Florence could hatch anything, in the interest of science the cat decided if it was true she could always use a few more catnip mice, and, well have you checked the price of golf balls lately?.