What is this chicken thinking?

[kikiruru]

XD What's Junior thinking?

Stand up comb gel doesn't work

 

[kikiruru]

You know, most American chicks shave their legs. Just sayin'...

 

[kikiruru]

Its the humidity not the comb gel that gives us floppy combs

 

[kikiruru]

Roo : here's the plan while the chicks are napping we will sneak off on that gulf coast vacation and your sisters can chicksit while we enjoy all that sand & blue green water

 

[Handyhens]

Uhhhhhh.... Being a manly rooster is SO HARD!

 

[TommyDaDelaware]

What is Sammy thinking? (I had just sprayed Blu-Kote on Scout to keep him from getting feather picked... It didn't stop it, it just helped me find the culprit.)

 

[chiklee]

What you people that stupid? didn't you ever see chickens ride a bike before .

 

[chiklee]

Yes! I use a pencil sharpener every day do you like it ?

 

[chiklee]

 

[chiklee]

Look man I don't know who you are mad at. But right now I don't care. You do realize I am a real chicken Right.
Do you realize you can be in big trouble with the chicken police If you let go of me right.
Maybe I can walk over and have a talk to who you are made at and explain to him that you are a real nice person . That way no one will hurt or angrier . Maybe this will work out fine . You will make a nice friend and I will live so please mister lets do it my way. Its safer and healthier for us both . So please mister slowly let me down and I will take a walk OKAY