What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

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On a tour to maternity ward, the young pullet is thinking: OK, that's it, no question, I'm getting a Credit Card and buying my chicks at the Feed Store and eggs in the Grocery Store.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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What is Spencer and his girls thinking?

Spencer: Yes I know girls, it's date night like I promised, we're going out for some nice bugs and a checking out the new clover patch. (and Whooee, disaster averted, for a minute there I thought Ebony and Fritzie wore the same outfit, thank goodness Fritzie decided to go with ruffles or we would be here the rest of the night picking out new outfits.)

 

[Kelsie2290]

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I'm going to be the rooster in this coop when I grow up! And I am checking to be sure the only new chicks you are adding to the flock are pullets!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What's Ms. Chicken thinking.

I have no idea who scratched up that gravel patch! And you didn't see me here if anybody asks!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What's Mr. Slim thinking?

Lets see, that tree is 100 feet tall, three feet wide so has about enough board feet of lumber to make a brand new coop with room for at least ten more hens for me!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What are my Easter eggers thinking of their first outdoor excursion? I want to be a house chicken! Yes, definitely, a house chicken, can I go back inside now? Scooter. Me too! Outdoors is really over-rated! We want to go home now! this is a Black Copper Marans.

Pay no attention to those easter eggers, they're just chicken!

 

[21hens-incharge]

What's Mr. Slim thinking?

Think thin, think thin, think thin..... Sunday dinner is getting closer. Jogging around the tree and thinking thin thoughts just might save me.

 

[Akrnaf2]

What's Mr. Slim thinking?

Ho I am so fortunate! So fortunate!I have the best name for rooster that want to live a long life! Slim is the most ״non- diner״ rooster name that ever existed! Yeee!

 

[Akrnaf2]

On a tour to maternity ward, the young pullet is thinking: "oh no... I'll be that fat, ruffled, comatose, missing all the treats, and no rooster attention for several weeks??? Hmmm.... I have to seriously think it over..." "...not mentioning the egg laying part - pushing this thing out every day when it is bigger than your head, OUCH!"

Hy,Hy, what's happening here? Gravity stopped working?....mmm I really should change my vodka seller, no more cheap vodka for me! Kack dila Tatiana? Sto charasho?

 

[Akrnaf2]

Happy 4th of July to all of you,from Israel!!! . e