What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

No, I won't tell you where my egg comes from. Get a haircut you hippie.

 

[kikiruru]

train you never left and now we got to go lay some eggs ... how could you do that to us ... i thought we were friends

 

[theoldchick]

MOM! The hens stole my hairball again!

 

[Chook-Girl]

What are Bella and Matilda, BR pullets, thinking?
What is Oz (Australorp hen) is thinking?

Yes! This hotel obviously has No Vacancy. And don't come back!

 

[kikiruru]

why yes i can spell " b u s h h o g s q u e a l e r " oh sorry you are not a train

 

[kikiruru]

Under the car--what is 'fingers' thinking?

i'm not a mechanic ... i'm just under here for some shade

 

[theoldchick]

What are Bella and Matilda, BR pullets, thinking?
What is Oz (Australorp hen) is thinking?

What is this place? Motel 6? I'm complaining to the management!

 

[Chook-Girl]

What is this place? Motel 6? I'm complaining to the management!

No! It's the Second-Best Marigold Hotel!

 

[kikiruru]

What's this chicken thinking?

the " dont touch my chick " stare works every time

 

[kikiruru]

i am a house chicken not a porch chicken and its time for me to come inside now