What is this chicken thinking?

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And today's special is our new efficient time management package, till and fertilize that garden at the same time! Your choice of rototiller and fertilizer's included!

 

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What's Mossy saying? Terooha! I spend all morning laying an egg and where do I find you? Why you and Goldie sitting in a pear tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g!

 

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Just so we are clear, when you invite us chickens in for lunch, you are going to feed us mealworms, correct? We just noticed that the rooster hasn't been around since you invited him in for fried chicken.

 

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Poor Dottie, never could figure out why she kept getting back handed, every time she shook her head.

WHAT?!?

 

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They triple-dared us to all get up on the chopping blocks! And take a selfie!

 

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Yes, I am dust bathing again, do you have any idea how much hard work it takes for me to keep looking this beautiful!

 

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Bought the girls a pool today-- but no one was willing to take the plunge! What's your best caption? Darn it Gertrude, see what happened just because you kept quacking! Now everybody thinks we're ducks!

 

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Florence, would you quit stomping on the kale! They're not grapes and you're not making wine!

 

[Akrnaf2]

WHAT was going through 'Birds mind????

Thank you ma'am, you are welcome!

This is what happens when rooster is trying to incubate an egg !!

 

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Geeze, this crab grass is getting out of hand in the run, can't believe we actually need to weed, usually Gertrude eats everything.