What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Cluck-a-lot Driving School: We teach you the difference between the brake pedal and the gas pedal.

 

[allosaurusrock]

How about this one? She's my favorite hen, Rat Bird. She's a rescue so acts weird, is mostly blind, and has messed up feet. She really old, but I still love her.

 

[theoldchick]

How about this one? She's my favorite hen, Rat Bird. She's a rescue so acts weird, is mostly blind, and has messed up feet. She really old, but I still love her.

Hello, dearie. Did you bring me a snack?

 

[SesameChicken10]

Quote: She is PRECIOUS!!! I hope my baby lives to be a little old lady.

 

[Garjzla]

How about this one? She's my favorite hen, Rat Bird. She's a rescue so acts weird, is mostly blind, and has messed up feet. She really old, but I still love her. [COLOR=B42000] [/COLOR]

Somebody call Vogue. I look AMAZING!

 

[Gargoyle]

How about this one? She's my favorite hen, Rat Bird. She's a rescue so acts weird, is mostly blind, and has messed up feet. She really old, but I still love her.

I want Robert De Niro to play me in my life story.

 

[Gargoyle]

What are Terooha and the two new pullets saying?

 

[21hens-incharge]

What are Terooha and the two new pullets saying?

Terooha......Hello ladies. Welcome to my kingdom. I am King Terooha. I am a good rooster. I will show you where all the best tidbits are at. I will call you and then point like this. I ask in return for my undying devotion and protection that you merely provide me with many heirs to my throne.

Ladies laughing nervously....... Yes your majesty. It will warm our hearts to watch the children grow into fine young cockerels.

 

[Garjzla]

What are Terooha and the two new pullets saying?

There's a bug over here. I'll be a good rooster and give it to you.

 

[allosaurusrock]

I'm glad you like her! I'm sure your chicken will live just as long with good care.