What is this chicken thinking?

[kikiruru]

If I get cold enough I will use whatever is close by

 

[Kelsie2290]

What are Terooha and the two new pullets saying?

Pullets: Hello Terooha, is that the best pick-up line you've got? We've already talked to Mossy and the other hens, they've told us all about you, so you better work on your tid-bitting, save us some good perch spots in the coop, and no making eyes at those other pullets over at the neighbors. Terooha: Geeze, henpecked already by pullets young enough to be my grandchicks.

 

[Kelsie2290]

What's miss puffy thinking?

Darn it, I knew I shouldn't have tried this advanced yoga pose, now I really am stuck this way.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Heavenly Father Thank You for this beautiful lawn we are about to free range on and all the mealworms, bugs, grubs and grass hoppers we will find, and for the rest of this meal, Amen.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Good Grief, did Lying Larry really bring that exotic dancer back to the coop? Wait until Gertrude hears about this!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What are these two thinking? (They aren't mine, they're someone else's but decided to come into my yard.)

Rooster 1: Well, what do you think? The neighborhood looks nice, the other chickens are really friendly and I really like the coop.
Rooster 2: I totally agree! What do you say we put in our application for new flock roosters!

What's this rooster thinking? (Again, this adorable little chicken isn't mine, he just went into my yard.)

Hello, we hear you have a few empty spots in your coop? How would you like two nice pretty new roosters? We never crow before nine in the morning, we don't eat much, and we are really good at finding treats for the girls!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What's Cliff thinking?

I want to be a show rooster, I'm practicing my stand and walk, you have any idea how hard it is to be a model!

 

[kikiruru]

What is this chicken thinking?

I need a vacation

 

[Kelsie2290]

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I don't want to say too much about the photo. So, all I will say is... Caption This... The Pied Piper Of Poultryville strikes again.

 

[Kelsie2290]

I tell you Martha, somebody really needs to tell the humans that is now how to make us lay Easter Eggs, before they dress you in paisley or plaid or something.