What is this chicken thinking?

[kikiruru]

Relaxing Gorgeous George doesn't have to do much to attract the ladies

 

[kikiruru]

Hey there cute little wormy come to mama Mama will take real good care of you Mama will fill your tummy up and get you nice and plump and Mama promises you will feel no pain

 

[copper2]

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Another Gallus coloratus goaroundus rooster

 

[Akrnaf2]

we found this punkin from way back on 1-27-14 and it still taste good

Cinderella .. Cinderella .. CINDERELLA!!!! where are you?

 

[Akrnaf2]

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Another Gallus coloratus goaroundus rooster

ZZZZTheeee(=Electric sounds) Hiiiii, Hoo...Hiiii(= pain cries) #%*$€£####€*^(=curses ) who puts 220V electric fence in indoor coup ?!

 

[kikiruru]

The sun feels so good on my face

 

[puffin13]

I want to carve this pumpkin myself! You girls aren't doing it right!

 

[kikiruru]

Pssst I hate to tell you this but you left coop in such a hurry this morning you forgot to fluff your feathers

 

[copper2]

I'm not a Meleagris ocellata!!!

 

[Akrnaf2]

I'm not a Meleagris ocellata!!!

O no, but I am certainly a Pavo cristatus!