What is this chicken thinking?


BREAKING NEWS! CHICKZILLA SPOTTED IN AUVERGNE!
This blurry picture taken by a restless sleeper in a small neighbor hood, Auvergne, simply PROVES the existance of none other than CHICKZILLA! The terrible monster has been roaming the country side, gobbling sheep and stripping trees as it passes by. "My 'ol flock 'o sheep was done eaten by the big 'ol chicken," a farmer in the vicinity of the sighting tells us. "Dun gone and ate them all, the terrible 'ol chicken! Didn't leave one sheep, just a bunch 'o wool in the grass..". Another witness stated that 'the fowl beast was twelve feet tall' and that it 'could have laid an egg the size of my car'.
 

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