What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

So we had to run frantically out to get Marlin into the house at the pre crack of dawn...he's all grown up and started crowing! We don't want to upset our neighbors. We put him in the only safe place we could, the bathroom. We have kids, cats, dogs...chaos in the morning
What is he thinking ?

Explain to me again where I am supposed to floss?

 

[theoldchick]

I love you Frank. I want diamonds for Christmas.

 

[Ro-Ro]

So we had to run frantically out to get Marlin into the house at the pre crack of dawn...he's all grown up and started crowing! We don't want to upset our neighbors. We put him in the only safe place we could, the bathroom. We have kids, cats, dogs...chaos in the morning What is he thinking ?

I am so good looking. I can't believe it's me. Wow (lol)

 

[scratch'n'peck]

So we had to run frantically out to get Marlin into the house at the pre crack of dawn...he's all grown up and started crowing! We don't want to upset our neighbors. We put him in the only safe place we could, the bathroom. We have kids, cats, dogs...chaos in the morning
What is he thinking ?

Hey, is that another rooster who looks just like me? I better crow extra loud to show him who is boss!

(I would be pretty impressed if your rooster recognized his own reflection in the mirror. How is he reacting to the reflection?)

 

[kikiruru]

Why are you hiding from me ? I won't hurt you

 

[kikiruru]

Well hello there

 

[Faraday40]

 

[Faraday40]

 

[kikiruru]

Oh how I hate grass allergies they makes my eyes burn

 

[kikiruru]

Run run reindeer