What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

I put my girdle on too tight last night.

 

[puppies9099]

I am an alien Don't come any closer to my eggs Or I will shoot my lazer beam eyes at you(No wait I don't have lazer beam eyes oh man no super strength, no super powers, no mega laying abilities. Man I have no super powers this is horrible what will I do now. UH OH I FEEL AN EGG COMING ON BYE I HAVE TO LAY AN EGG AHHHHHHH GOTTA LAY GOTTA LAY

 

[Garjzla]

What's Penny thinking?

 

[theoldchick]

What's Penny thinking?

I need a massage, please. But only if you want to give me a massage.

 

[SesameChicken10]

This emotional support turkey on a plane is the king of the skies! I love where poultry crosses boundaries and makes us take note of how important they really are to us

 

[Garjzla]

This emotional support turkey on a plane is the king of the skies! I love where poultry crosses boundaries and makes us take note of how important they really are to us

(Oh my goodness, I love it!)

Dogs are more common? Well, they don't make you a good breakfast every other day do they?

 

[Suzie]

Crew announcement....attention please...!

One of us has laid an egg in the passenger area...evacuate the region...unfortunately there was a follow through during the egg laying...Miss Turkenstein is here to clean up the poop...anyone hungry yet ? Dinner will be served very soon...eggs benedict....our speciality....

This emotional support turkey on a plane is the king of the skies! I love where poultry crosses boundaries and makes us take note of how important they really are to us

Any legless frogs from France this way please...your wheelchairs are here to transport you to the vegetarian restaurant.....

 

[Gargoyle]

I'm glad I'm seated in Economy Comfort, so I get more legroom, free drinks and a power port for my IPad. I hope they have some good movies...

 

[scratch'n'peck]

This emotional support turkey on a plane is the king of the skies! I love where poultry crosses boundaries and makes us take note of how important they really are to us

My person says I lower her blood pressure, but sometimes I wonder if she takes me along on these trips so that she can board the plane early along with the other folks in wheel chairs. Whatever, I'm still the first turkey I know who migrates to Florida every winter.

(I would love to find out more about the story of this turkey.)

 

[Garjzla]

This emotional support turkey on a plane is the king of the skies! I love where poultry crosses boundaries and makes us take note of how important they really are to us

Top photo: Mom, are we there yet? Are we there yet? Mom? Mother? MOM!???
Bottom photo: Mooooommmm, are we there now? Mom? Mom? Mother? Mother? Mother? Mom? Are we finally there? Mom?