What is this chicken thinking?

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"FEAR THE BEARD!"

ROOSTER BEARD NUTRITION FACTS:
Serving size: One serious beard
Serving per rooster: 1
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% of daily value
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Handsomeness: 200%
Awesomeness: 200%
Roosterly Manliness: 200%
Strutting: 100%
Hen Chasing: 100%
Toughness: 200%

WARNING: Grow at your own risk. Growth of rooster beard may cause intense attraction from hens and provoke extreme jealousy from other roosters.
 

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