What is this chicken thinking?

[kikiruru]

What are these chickens thinking?!

Y'all do know that I can hear y'all talking about me up there

 

[TwoCrows]

(hen on the left) For goodness sakes Ethel...you ate the entire cow, you missed treat time, you even missed roosting last night. We need to get you into an intervention!!

 

[kikiruru]

What are these chickens thinking?!

Who us taking about you

Why we would never do such a thing as gossip

 

[TwoCrows]

(upper chick) Fred, will you stop grooming yourself already, we are a dusty mess in this brooder!

 

[kikiruru]

exercising keeps me fit and trim

 

[TwoCrows]

Who'd a thunk it that a paper towel could be SO slippery!!

 

[AuntJamie]

Worst dust bath ever, but I takes what I can gets!!

 

[kikiruru]

~let us out we're going coop crazy~

 

[AuntJamie]

What's this chicken thinking? (In the kitty crate)

But how do I pry the lid off the canned cat food without opposible thumbs?

 

[AuntJamie]

What is Zeus thinking?

Quickly, I must tidbit. Where are tidbits?!