What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

I may be cute now, but I could grow into a giant annoying rooster....if I wanted to.

 

[TwoCrows]

Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom...did I tell you I won First Place in the comb contest?? Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, did I tell you Mom??

 

[TwoCrows]

Ethel, what IS that?
Hilda, I have no idea. I ain't eating it. Let Lucy eat it...she will eat anything!

 

[TwoCrows]

(white chick) Martha, only you could trip on your own beak....

 

[HeavensHens88]

Whit hen: No, I'm totally not stalking your favorite bug spots.
WAIT.
IS THAT A POTATO BUG??!?!

 

[HeavensHens88]

Hen on right: *Sigh* Sooner or later, one of you gals had to lay a golden egg.
*Wistful and jealous grumble* I can see it, now, Eggatha: you, inside the farmer's house, being fed mealworms on a golden platter, being showered with praise for your million-dollar eggs.
While the rest of us are being rewarded by a hot sauna treatment in the oven.

 

[theoldchick]

You reckon that's where Peeps come from?

 

[guineapeeps]

?

"Let's see what is so interesting in this book that our owner reads all the time. Hmmmm....chicken pot pie, chicken noodle soup, chicken enchiladas, fried chicken.......uh-oh.....I think we're in trouble!"

 

[21hens-incharge]

How insulting I did not lay that plastic egg or that one or any of those over there

All the other hens...... So now we know what an "inorganic" egg is!

 

[theoldchick]

?

Dang, I forgot my reading glasses.