(Rooster) Okay, ladies. Before I tell you anything, I want you to promise me you won't scream. Hen 1: Are you insinuating that I'm ditz?!?! Hen #2: Or maybe *abhorred gasp* he's saying that we're BLONDES!! Hen #1: THE HORROR!!!!! Hen #2: *gives Rooster a smack on his beak* Hen #2: *snarkily* Now what was it that you wanted to tell us? Rooster: *rubbing beak and grimacing* I MAY have heard that Farmer Brown is eyeing up your drumsticks... you may want to cut back on the corn. Hen #1: *thud* Hen #2: *thud* Rooster: *wryly* Looks like he doesn't even have to bring out the ax.
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