What is this chicken thinking?

[Blue Raptor]

Here it is:
What is this chicken thinking?

Uuuuuuuhhh, hello there?? Get OUT!!!!

 

[Blue Raptor]

Just a sec, you've got something on your face...

 

[Blue Raptor]

Caption?

HEY my feathers are WHITE I never noticed that before!!!

 

[Blue Raptor]

What is this chicken thinking?

Oh, to have peace and quiet...

 

[Blue Raptor]

GUYS!!! GUYS!!! LOOK!!! I can stand on one leg!!! I'll bet none of YOU can do that!!!

Here's mine:
What is this chicken thinking?

 

[HenneryTheEighth]

Here it is:
What is this chicken thinking?

Come any closer and I will eat your eyes.

 

[Blue Raptor]

What is this chicken thinking?

Oh, darn. Help me guys, I have fallen and I can't get up.

 

[Blue Raptor]

The chick has entered the world. -I repeat- The chick has entered the world.

 

[Blue Raptor]

What are these guys thinking?

HEY get your bum feathers OUT of my FACE. Or I will SMUSH you like a big, feathered, BUG.

 

[Blue Raptor]

Oh, c'mon... SHE is taking pictures again guys, put the TV and iPods away.