What is this chicken thinking?

[ilikehorses2]

Mommy get up so I can have a ride!

 

[scratch'n'peck]

She says, "Oh my gawd! I am so embarrassed - I can't take him any where. Stop scratching your self in public. OH NO, now they are taking a photo!




He says, "What are you looking at? What's the big deal?

 

[lizard of oz]

I'm gonna peck your eyes out!

 

[little farmer]

Um, you didn't know I was the owner of the cars behind me?

 

[theoldchick]

Who pooped on my car? Was it you?

 

[fishnet1971]

I know NOTHING about the dent in the door...nope, didn't have anything to do with it...

 

[fishnet1971]

What is Stan thinking? Besides thinking he's the hottest rooster alive.

"I'm too sexy for my coop, too sexy for my coop... too sexy....."

 

[little farmer]

Hehe, I already have a quote.

"Helooooooo??? Anybody hooome!!!???"

 

[NovaAman]

"When I walk on by, hens be looking like 'Dang! He's fly!' I step to the beat, my wattles be hanging halfway to my feet! This is how I crow, come on ladies it's time to go! I'm sexy and I know!"

 

[ilikehorses2]

"When I walk on by, hens be looking like 'Dang! He's fly!' I step to the beat, my wattles be hanging halfway to my feet! This is how I crow, come on ladies it's time to go! I'm sexy and I know!"

Haha ssssooo Funny!