What is this Duck thinking

[cheezenkwackers]

What is this (5 day old) duck thinking?

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can . . .

 

[Bills vs Beaks]

What is this (5 day old) duck thinking?

Someone turn out that bright light! Im tryin to GROW here!!!

 

[Julie Birb]

What is this (5 day old) duck thinking?

as soon as i am out of here, Julie Bird will squeeeeeeeeeee. not looking forward to that.

 

[The Duck Ladie]

as soon as i am out of here, Julie Bird will squeeeeeeeeeee. not looking forward to that.

Probably.

 

[Amykins]

What is this duck thinking?

"Hey guys, check it out! It's the Goodyear blimp!"

 

[Julie Birb]

Yes. Good Year Blimp shaped like a duck suffering from adorable Chunkitis.

 

[Tevyes Dad]

(Apologies to Chumbawamba)

I get knocked down
But I get up again
I'm covered wid the softest down

I get knocked down
But I get up again
Now the down is wet and brown

I get knocked down
But I get up again
Brown down don't make me frown

I get knocked down
But I get up again
I'm Wobs and you're in my town

 

[Tevyes Dad]

What is this (5 day old) duck thinking?

1 and 1 are 2
2 and 2 are 4
4 and 4 are 8
8 and 8 are 16
16 and 16 are 32
Duckling, Duckling forming legs and webs and toes
You and your cute bill will form and pip to get some air...

 

[Tevyes Dad]

What is this duck thinking?

For those about to Quack! (I seduce you)

 

[Julie Birb]

couldn't help myself with all the ovations @Tevyes Dad