What is this turkey thinking?

[chicken farmer]

Post pictures of your turkeys and we can make a funny caption for it!

 

[Veer67]

I don't have a turkey but here are 2 wild ones that I frequently see around my yard:

 

[chknoodles]

Sorry George, I'm looking over that guy's fence and I still don't see any hens.

 

[chknoodles]

Shhhh....I've got this guy convinced that I am really a SWAN !!

 

[chicken farmer]

Shhhh....I've got this guy convinced that I am really a SWAN !!

I'm wandering if this is my tom or the other 2 legged is my tom?

 

[jandlpoultry]

What is wrong with you turkeys? We can't just stand around looking pretty!! Thanksgiving is coming!