We once had a ditzy blonde working for us.
After lunch she calls all of us together cuz she says she has this stupid blonde joke to tell us.
Well it takes a while to get everyone around her desk, so I says... OK tell us the joke and she says... "OH, Shoot! I forgot it".
I fall on the floor laughing.
She says, NO that's not it. Your mean!
We all went back to work.
She was a real trip. From Michigan, working in the southwest.
I'll never forget her one day on the phone calling to confirm patients'.
"Hello, May I please speak to Mr. Gone Zales? (Pause) Oh really, you say it Gonzales? Oh sorry."
or when she walked back to the room to say, "Dr. Jesus isn't coming". And I said yes He is, but the guy that cancelled is HAYSUS!... and we all call him Chuey!