What new skill will you learn this year?

[Mahonri]

I wan't to learn how to speak Portugese, French or both!

 

[ams3651]

This year I will once again learn how to date

after 10 years. And I will learn how to use the circular saw my now ex boyfriend bought me for mothers day

 

[saddina]

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I'm not allowed to use the power tools, start one eletrical fire and electrocute yourself, and you're type casted for life.....

 

[maplesky7]

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I'll just get it from Boyd.

 

[ChickenToes]

I want to start sewing clothes for myself. I've found patterns, done a few practice pieces, and am ready to try making an actual skirt that I will be able to wear out in public. Lord help me.

 

[maplesky7]

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sticky ointment and tube socks? Sounds like a predicament to me.


new meds?....ugh. Spaced out, like as in the Jetsons, or some kind of unnatural entity taking over your body? Does that mean you won't notice me doing this>>

and some of this>>>

in your front yard tonight at 11:57?? Yellin this>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRITSAR!!! with my handmade chicken card to ya made from stamping my chickens feet on some paper and pasting some feathers on it and it reads:

"Teflon you happy it's your birthday?"
and then you open it up and it says, "HAPPY BIRDDAY!" and confetti falls out and gets your living room a mess so you have to vacuum or your cat will eat it and vomit on your bed covers?

Wouldn't that be a SWELL way to end your birthday????

who loves ya,
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And then as you turn around to leave you slip and fall into a big ol' smelly cowpie?

Thanks G. And it's an unnatural entity that's taken over my body. If my doctor says here! let's try this! one more time!!

You've got cows too?? excellent. In that case I'll bring my dog so he can rub his shoulders and face all over the excrement and then charge into your house when you least expect it and chase your kitty behind the couch so his shoulders are touchin your couch and ruuuuubbiiin allllll ooooover.

 

[gritsar]

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The only advice I can give you is don't try using the circular saw while you are on a date. It doesn't turn out well, trust me.

I'm like Saddina. There's a clause in my marriage license that says I'm not allowed to touch power tools.

 

[saddina]

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I'll just get it from Boyd.

What makes you think he has it? I have his though.....

 

[beak]

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Is it your 50th? That b=day will do in just about anybody

 

[redhen]

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I'm not allowed to use the power tools, start one eletrical fire and electrocute yourself, and you're type casted for life.....

And i'm not allowed to date people anymore..Dont know what my husbands problem with it is..