What stage of the addiction are you on?

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  1. AK-Bird-brain

    AK-Bird-brain I gots Duckies!

    May 7, 2007
    Sterling, Alaska
    The 12 steps of chicken addiction.

    Step 1 takes place at the feed store and goes OHHHHH aren’t they cute!
    Step 2 can I get one?
    Step 3 you can’t get just one because she needs a friend
    Step 4 oh look they have ducks too
    Step 5 takes place on line or from catalogs when you begin placing large orders
    Step 6 you build your own incubator
    Step 7 one incubators not enough so you get a second
    Step 8 your spouse decides to open a backyard hatchery
    Step 9 you have more than 100 birds from more than 6 species
    Step 10 your weekly feed bill is more than your weekly grocery bill
    Step 11 your spouse has to quack or cackle to get your attention
    Step 12 your spouse either gives up and gets involved or files for divorce
    Step 13 you allow non frozen poultry into the kitchen or dining room
    Step 14 your in denial that you have a problem
     
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  2. jmhappycowboy

    jmhappycowboy The Egg Wrangler

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    Well I KNOW I am on step 12 but pretty sure I have gone past it also. Have made new steps just haven't figured out what they are yet..[​IMG]
     
  3. Mrs MIA

    Mrs MIA Chick Magnet

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    It's a good thing I'm cute, huh? [​IMG]
     
  4. Josie

    Josie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] Stage 7, but only cause that is far as I can legally go!
     
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  5. kstaven

    kstaven Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    Step 12. No doubts at all. Still married too.
     
  6. AK-Bird-brain

    AK-Bird-brain I gots Duckies!

    May 7, 2007
    Sterling, Alaska
    Mrs. AK-Bird-Brain :

    It's a good thing I'm cute, huh? [​IMG]

    Yes Dear, it's a very good thing!

    Edited to add My wifes at step 12, I'm only at step 4​
     
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  7. love-my-wolves

    love-my-wolves Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 14, 2008
    Front Royal, VA
    OMG! I am soooo at stage 4!!!! Just picked up my day olds 9 days ago, and am impatiently waiting for them to get in a new shipment of ducklings!!! Wow, guess I am really addicted! And am in the process of #6, so I can do #5, and hubby has just become #12!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. roosters97

    roosters97 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 23, 2008
    VA
    stage 5
     
  9. pips&peeps

    pips&peeps There is no "I" in Ameraucana

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    Working on #11, way past #10 though.....[​IMG]
     
  10. therealsilkiechick

    therealsilkiechick ShowGirl Queen

    Jul 18, 2007
    Northwestern, pa
    way past 12, rotfl, we r still mairied and both became liceansed poultry techs. it is just a way of life now.
     

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