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P S.Why would you buy dirt?? Can't you just take it from somewhere else?
Edit: I forgot. You're a city slicker.![]()


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P S.Why would you buy dirt?? Can't you just take it from somewhere else?
Edit: I forgot. You're a city slicker.![]()


Yep. In this case I'm a city slicker. I have no place I can just dig up dirt from without leaving another hole I'll have to fill up.![]()
I have two large mounds of topsoil; come get some.P S.![]()
Can you put it on a train and send it to me?I have two large mounds of topsoil; come get some.
Train? I'm not hauling all that dirt an hour.Can you put it on a train and send it to me?
I thought you liked me.Train? I'm not hauling all that dirt an hour.

Not enough to break the axles on my car.I thought you liked me.![]()
Darn it.Not enough to break the axles on my car.
Wait a minute. . I thought all non city slickers owned four wheel drive trucks and a tractor? You should have no problem hauling a couple measly loads of top soil down to the train station for me!Darn it.
Goose greaseDid you ever seriously consider filling the pit with goose grease?
and how does one go about extracting the grease from the goose exactly? 