what would you call this?

[JennsPeeps]

If it's all scrambled-y I would call it a hash or something.

Sound like it's a frittata: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frittata A stratta is essentially the same thing.

A quiche has a crust.

 

[NRacine]

We like to make up fun names for food like that, such as potato jazz and breakfast frotatosoes.

So, I think you should call it eggsaronius