What Would You Do If? (WWYDI)

[LeBlackbird]

WWYDI You woke up, and there was an ostrich in your bedroom staring at you

 

[chickencoop31320]

Burry my head in the sheets and say "not there" 5 times to make it go away like all my other hallucinations!!!

WWYDI you ran out of milk and had no way to the store? BTW you're making sausage gravy and biskets!!!

 

[LeBlackbird]

Get out The tofu

Your fav chicken was in the claws of a hawk, It was flying away

 

[chickencoop31320]

I'd wonder how the chicken got lose since i'm smart enough not to let my chickens free range without supervision.

WWYDI you were a child with nothing to do?

 

[Elchick]

Run with scissors!!!!!
WWYDI you just escaped from a mental hospital?

 

[chickencoop31320]

Say it was today and run like HECK!!! Breathe in, breathe out, move on.

WWYDI Your mother told you that you were adopted and they found you in a ditch?

 

[Elchick]

Ask them where in heaven's name my other poor siblings came from.

WWYDI you could do your whole life over again?

 

[chickencoop31320]

I wouldn't change a thing, the messes and the joys all brought me to the place I am now and its a wonderful feeling!

WWYDI you could make someone happy just by smiling?

 

[Elchick]

I'd smile till my face got stuck like that and medical work was in order!

WWYDI you could rule the world for an hour?

 

[chickenlittle32]

i'd smile

WWYDI when you get home...go to unlock the door and someone else was living there?