What would you do if...

[OwlLover]

I would buy America.
WWYD if someone said that they had sold all of your chickens?

 

[WooingWyandotte]

Start a horse facility

WWYD if you had one hundred people you had to take care of?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Give them away.

WWYD if I turned your bathtub/shower into an Aquarium?

 

[Amigo]

I'd sleep with the fishies!

WWYDI you were a jihadist?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Hm, I dunno. Do Jihadist stuff perhaps?

WWYD if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Amigo]

You would kill people for being "infidels"?

Say. "Hey there you wood chucks! Quit chucking my wood!"

WWYDI I banned you for being a jihadist?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Quote:
I'm messing with all y'all.

I would eat pie boredly, 'cuz I got no religion.

WWYD if I sprouted wings suddenly?

 

[Amigo]

I would ask if your Christian.

WWYDI I told you that I was a Muslim?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I would say, "Cool".

WWYD if I suddenly broke into the chicken dance?

 

[Amigo]

Wonder what the chicken dance is.

WWYD if I said I wasn't muslim?