What would you do if...

[OwlLover]

Just answer the question above you what you would do if something happened, then ask another question. Like this:
Q: What would you do if you lost your laptop?
A: I would buy a new one. What would you do if your chicken threw her eggs at your house?

So....
What would you do if your chicken threw her eggs at your house?

 

[little blue]

clean it off of my house

what would you do if your chicken killed all of your other chickens

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I would have a chicken funeral.

What would you do if I threw a steak at your face?

 

[Chickenrandomness]

i would scold the chicken and put her in a very long time-out!

what would you do if you had to dogfight me on a WWII flight simulator (i'm an Ace)

 

[DuckLover2399]

Try and open my mouth enough were I could catch it

What would you do if I offered you a pony

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I would take it and be happy.

What would you do if I put Silkies in a cannon and shot them at you?

 

[DuckLover2399]

I would catch there big fluffy butts and make myself a nice chicken pillow

What would you do of I threw a rooster at you?

 

[little blue]

i would be running away from the cannon

what would you do if i took away all of you animals

 

[Amigo]

Quote:
I'd beat you to a pulp!

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I would try to save the silkies.

What would you do if a guy comes at you with a gun, and tells you to give him your money?

 

[OwlLover]

Send in the Maple-Kiki force.

No seriously, I'd probably whip out my airgun.
What would you do if your cat toilet-papered the neighborhood and everyone told you to clean it up within 2 hours?