What would you do if...

[Amigo]

Tell them to make it a christian movie.

WWYD if I had a cannon pointed at your face?

 

[enjoyin' my chickens]

laugh i am holding the gunpowder and cannonball

WWYD if I stepped on your toes

 

[OwlLover]

I'd eat it.
WWYD if a tree fell on your house?

 

[enjoyin' my chickens]

call the insurance company.

what would you do if a car tore up your grass

 

[OwlLover]

Deal with it and tell the idiotic HOA to mind it's own business.
WWYD if I threw a can of pepsi at you

 

[Amigo]

Throw it back.

WWYD if you ate a car?

 

[OwlLover]

Quote:
Burp.
WWYD if someone broke into your house that was armed with a sledgehammer?

 

[Amigo]

Shoot him!

Same q

 

[SkinNFluff]

hand him a wedge and show him where the firewood was.

WWYD if your house caught fire?

 

[Amigo]

Run!!!!!!!!!!!

WWYD if a person hired a hit man to kill you.