What would you do with your chickens if you won the lotto?

[Quail_Antwerp]

Well, if I won the lotto, I'd be adding to my chickens....but that'd be after the hospital stay..........................



......I'd be so surprised I'd pass out and would need hospitalization to bring me to!

 

[ducks4you]

I'd hire the best builders from BYC and build a coop-mansion!!

I'd buy the 50 acres in back of me and appropriately fence it in, INCLUDING (horse) training oval. I'd fix EVERYTHING on the property--W H Y MOVE when your house is undervalued and that keeps me tax bill low?!?!?!? (Nobody wants to live in our neck of the woods, Anyway.)

I'd put the indoor arena where I've ALREADY mapped it out on my Google maps printout of my property. (THAT's why the gates were put in those places.)

I'd buy a few exotic, endangered chicken breeds, breed them, and offer them to BYCers in need.

(Come on, THESE are my dreams at night, when I remember my dreams after I've woken up!!!)

Aren't you rooting for ME to win a a BIG-Axx lottery?

 

[Kimblee]

Gucci Hensaddles.

 

[frankenchick]

Let's see . . .
*Make sure parents are provided for.
*Buy land in a more remote place.
*Build a house meant to be off the grid -- passive solar, wind power, tankless water heater, etc. And have a little guest cottage that our parents could live in when that time comes.
*Build a barn on similar principles for our goats and horses, with special rooms for cheesemaking and honey processing.
*Build a beautiful chicken coop + a landscaped chicken yard.

 

[TwittyBird]

NOTHING CAUSE IM RICH B#@&H!!!!

NA FOR REAL I WOULD GIVE TO THE CHURCH 10% THEN PAY SOMEONE TO MAKE ME A GLASS OF KOOLAIDE CAUSE IM RICH B@#$H!!!

GET SOMEBODY TO BUILD A ELITE COOP WITH HEAT AND AIR AND A REALLY BIG PROJECTION TV TO WATCH MYSELF GET FAT CAUSE IM RICH B!@#H!!!!

 

[newchickenfamily]

We bought our winning ticket tonight!

It's so fun to dream!

 

[wombat]

I'd buy a small farm someplace with real winters and get some more chickens, goats, swine, and a donkey.

My wife thinks I'm nutz.

 

[hencrazy]

I'm so weird. The first thing I thought of was heated perches for the chickens in the winter!

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

I would be the project QUEEN, I tell you. I would want to start all kinds of new varieties.

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

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Wow. Just wow.