I would get out the gun and try to pick one or two off for dinner. Yes, I've known her for a long time.
In fact, I introduced her to BYC.
WWYD if you found a goat in labor on your porch?

WWYD if you found a goat in labor on your porch?
I would dial 9-1-1 throw the phone on the couch and start bashing him with a pan, or stabbing em.
( You know her in real life? )
WWYDI a random flock of gobbling turkeys ran by your house?