What Would You Do?

[duckluv]

I would slap him in the face.

What would you do for a klondike bar?

 

[44Wolves]

Simple! I would go to Wal-mart and Buy one LOL

What would you do if you were being stalked?

 

[duckluv]

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I would turn around, walk up to my stalker, and slap him/her in the face.

What would you do if you had to pick your favorite chicken?

 

[77horses]

I would obviously pick my baby rooster, Ivory, though it would be very hard because I love all my chickens!

What would you do if everyone (your friends, family, etc.) completely forgot your birthday? :eo

 

[Louieandthecrew]

I would go into the chicken coop and hoped that THEY remembered.

What would you do if your cutest, stweetest, most loving chicken was killed by a bobcat?

 

[duckluv]

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I would set a humane trap, catch the bobcat, and slap him/her in the face.

What would you do if on Thanksgiving all the turkey went missing? (I'm a vegetarian, so I don't have to worry about it.)

 

[Louieandthecrew]

I would be glad! I don't like turkey.

What would you do if your house caught on fire and you had 20 seconds to escape but your chickens were trapped in the coop that just burnt into flames. It takes at least ten seconds to get there, but then there's the dog that's in the basement, barking in fright.

 

[duckluv]

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I would send out clones to the coop, some more clones to the basement, and some more to Waffle House to get me a waffle. Oh, and I'd freeze time.


What would you do if your cockatiel chewed your new mouse cable?

 

[77horses]

*edit: oops I answered that too late!

*In response to duckluv's question: If my cockatiel chewed my new mouse cable (which I actually do have a cockatiel

), I would be kinda mad at him but I would just get a new one.

Besides, it would have been my fault that I let him near it when I know he likes to chew anything.


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*response to Louiandthecrew's question: (ignore this lol)
I would get out of the house and rescue all the chickens. Plus, my dog is terrified to go into the basement (I don't know why...He's just afraid to go down those particular stairs for some reason, yet has no problem going upstairs!

) and animals naturally know to get out of a building when it's on fire, unless they are trapped or something. I have a dog door, so my dog would be perfectly capable of escaping himself, which is what his natural instinct would tell him to do. Plus, he's also terrified of smoke for some reason and even if I burn something such as food on the stove, if he sees smoke or if the smoke alarms go off, he runs straight for the door.

WWYDI a giant glittery toothbrush jumped out of an apple tree branch and started chucking gigantic glow-in-the-dark cinnamon and raisin oatmeal cookies at you?

 

[Louieandthecrew]

Eat the coockies!

What would you do if you got a letter from your favorite restaraunt saying that you get a ninety percent discount if you sacrifice one of your chickens to be served there?