What Would You Say if I Said....?

[SmartyChick]

How did you know, my little Viola was perching on my head today?

WWYSI I said your PC just crashed

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

No it didn't, I'm still on!

WWYSIIS you had to eat peanut butter for the rest of your life.

 

[eenie114]

Peanut butter, its self, or everything has to have peanut butter in it?

WWYSIIS that that shirt clashes with those jeans?

 

[77horses]

I would say, "Yep. Thanks for noticing!"

WWYSIIS, "Oh my gosh! A hawk just flew down and got one of your chickens!!!"

 

[ejcimd]

I would say "Sumvabeach, Where is that shotgun!"

WWYSIIS if - If you walked out back and your pool was splitting a seam down the side?

 

[patnjess]

wow we have a pool?

what would you say if i said I snuck in your house and used you toothbrush to clean your toilet

 

[chicken+quail=luv]

I don't have a pool.

WWYSIIS: Nice bumpit. Oh wait, that's your real hair?

 

[77horses]

I would say, "Thanks for noticing, and yes, this is my real hair! I bet you can't get your hair like this naturally. Jealous?"

lol


WWYSIIS, "Cocka-doodle-doo!" (if I ran into your house at 3:00 in the morning and yelled it in your ear while you were sleeping

)

 

[chicken+quail=luv]

Your voice is sooo much more soothing than my rooster's.

WWYSIIS: Eww, something smells. Oh, there's some dog poop over there. Wait, those are pine cones. It must be you!

 

[77horses]

I would say, "Oh I think you're mistaken...Because I see a piece of dog poop on your head. Oh wait, that's your hair. Whoops!"

WWYSIIS, "Look, a flying chicken!!!!"