What Would You Say if I Said....?

[SmartyChick]

"Your color blind, so there!"

WWYS if I said you were obnoxious?

 

[newchickgal]

Good! Goes with my green eggs and ham!
WWYS if I said that your hen just hatched a duck?

 

[SmartyChick]

"whose the father?"

WWYS if I said you were obnoxious??

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

" I know you are but what am I? "

WWYS if I said I ate your favorite dinner?

 

[duckyfromoz]

"Thats ok...I sprinkled laxatives on it for you"

WWYS if I said you have ears like a goat?

 

[TM Chickens]

Thanks!
WWYSI I said you were a monkey?

 

[geese'n'chickenlovr]

"O O Ah Ah!!"
WWYS If I destroyed your chicken coop?

 

[Chocol8]

Rebuild it or else!

WWYS if i said one of your chickens just checked into a motel in the next country.

 

[dappertophatter]

Can I go with them?

WWYS if I said you had to write a coherent paragraph in the next three minutes?

 

[geese'n'chickenlovr]

"I'll let my RIR do it"!

WWYS if I took all your chickens to Florida?