What Would You Say if I Said....?

[chicken+quail=luv]

Well at least she tasted good!

WWYS if I said: You know that sweater I gave you? Yeah, well, it was made out of human hair.

 

[SmartyChick]

good, I didn't know what to get you for your b-day, so now I know. (evil laugh)

WWYSIIS: I just cast a spell on your hens; they will never lay again!

 

[countrygurl]

Quote:
You smell like cabbage, and cabbage does NOT smell good!

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Quote:
Why no sir, that is NOT a sniper right up there in that tree, no siree...

WWYSIIS You look like a cow!

 

[LindseyM12]

WELL!!! Excuse ME!!!!!

WWYSIIS: Your pants are on fire!!!

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

I guess I ate too many Red Hots.

WWYSIIS You had a "kick me" sign on your back.

 

[LindseyM12]

Thats why everyone was kicking me!!!

WWYSIIS: Your hen just crowed!!!

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

Uh-oh, now my sister has a cold!

WWYSIIS I took your Thanksgiving turkey?

 

[Tinted]

"Eat More Chicken"

What would you say if I said "Your rooster just ran from the crowing hen."

 

[eenie114]

Why was my rooster laying???

WWYS if I said.... that your rooster wants to come live with me? Beacuse my hens are prettier?