What Would You Say if I Said....?

[77horses]

I would say, "Hand her over or else!"



WWYSIIS, "Hey, look! A red flying squirrel monkey over there, trying to attack your chickens!"

 

[LindseyM12]

Id say... Im not listening to you, your crazy!!!!


WWYSIIS: I just ran over your house with my tractor?!?

 

[BoiseBubba]

I just blew up your tractor with dynamite

WWYSIIS: You remind me of an ogre

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

Well, at least I have hips now.

WWYSIIS your chickens left to join the Air Force?

 

[PineappleMama]

Steer clear of the galley!

WWYSIIS: You are cordially invited to the Pretty Princess Tea Party!

 

[Nupine]

Does that mean I can keep my dictionary?

WWYSIIS:What is the ideal age for me to get married?

 

[angelique_redhead]

The age you can tolerate any malarkey that your spouse has to deal out.

WWYSIIS: I have 41 eggs in the brooder.


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[Nupine]

Good for you! [not sarcastically]

WWYSIIS: Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

 

[SmartyChick]

errr, the government does it, why does it have to logical?

WWYSIIS:you are a horrible cook?

 

[angelique_redhead]

Eeeeek! When did that happen? I used to be an amazing cook!

WWYSIIS: The darned feed store sold me a QUAIL egg turner as a multiple (quail through duck) egg turner. (The bad part is it's true.)

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