Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk by David Sedaris
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris
Children Before a Statue of Hercules by various
When you are Engulfed in Flames by David Sedaris
David signed all these books except the last one, they have my name and he only really wrote something in squirrel, in the other ones he drew pictures, theres a cat pooping, a wombat and Abraham Lincoln, still, theyre kind of neat.
Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris
Barrel Fever by David Sedaris (paperback)
Naked by David Sedaris (paperback)
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith (paperback)
Let Me Eat Cake by Leslie Miller
The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown
My paperback books tend to get distressed, but they are still very readable.
PS if youve never read David Sedaris .hes funny, but horribly inappropriate so those of delicate sensitivities should by pass those books.
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3 outfits from Build-a-Bear
Included are a Air Force outfit, a Tuxedo (with a red and a black bow tie) and a Shrek Costume.
I washed the uniform and tux today, but I left the shrek costume dusty, it seems to add character. Theres a pair of booties for the costume and a pair of boots for the other 2. There is some dog hair on them, strange because the they were on top of a shelf and the dog was never near them, but pugs shed like crazy so there is pug hair everywhere.
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Star Wars Trilogy DVD set in widescreen.
Its the remastered edition with all the extra scenes using that weird cgi junk that they eventually used to make jar jar binks uhg. Discs looked in good shape other than the occasional finger print, no major scratches no dust on the discs, box is a little worn on the edges.
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10 Hotwheels
They are from the mid 1990s, think of them as the male version of beanie babies. Theyre not really worth more than a couple of bucks each so I gave a bunch to my nephew and here are the rest. Perfect for play time, if you want to go through and pick them, fine by me or if you just want me to toss specific types in a box I can do that too (trucks, hot rods, sports cars) I tried to take pictures by series and by model type.
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Cookies! I can bake like nobodys business, too bad I cant send a cake, thats my specialty, but my cookies are rather awesome too. I can do 3-4 dozen, theyre usually about 2 inch cookies because I was tired of kids leaving half eaten cookies behind. I can do Chocolate Chip, Snickerdoodles, or Peanut Butter. I can also do half snickerdoodles half something else (that way I get cookies too!).
handmade red-orange and clear beaded necklace, on a stretch cord
BOTH of these books
PICK TWO
I will add a couple of things in the am if I feel the need. I have a couple of things, I warn you I probably wont have pictures then though.
G'night BYCers