What's in the moat?

[Spookwriter]

What happens when you drop a calf? Can't it get up
by itself? Must be some strange kind of Florida cow...
I've seen calfs up here fall over. They just get up and
trot off.

And you don't NEED a zoo in Flordia. Just walk around the
yard...'gators, snakes, spiders....

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Shall I post a picture of him with today's newspaper? Will that put your concern at ease? I can't kill him...I don't have any lime.

 

[sourland]

Shall I post a picture of him with today's newspaper? Will that put your concern at ease? I can't kill him...I don't have any lime.

Yes, yes, EM, it would. Terry, we are here for you if you need us!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

 

[Spookwriter]

Dear Queen Em,

That picture could be any old picture. No date.

But if you're holding him for ransom, let us know.
There are alot of us and if we pool our money, we
could probably raise eight, nine, maybe even ten
dollars.

Signed,
Concerned Citizen

 

[Bunnylady]

You didn't really think that would stop it, did you, Em?

 

[Wisher1000]

OH! The wiskers are back! Hi, MFB!

 

[Spookwriter]

Next thing you know, Em will be trying to pass off
some photo-shopped picture. If we see the same
picture tomorrow with a newspaper in it....

 

[sourland]

I'm in for the ransom. Free Terry Now! Free Terry Now!

 

[Spookwriter]

How can we find out how many members are in the Orlando
area? Who can we get to sneak in and rescue Terry?

We need a plan to distract Em while Terry makes a break for
it...