What's in the moat?

[sourland]

bluesub, I warned them. I tried to get the carcasses from the moats, but the 'lovelies' were guarding them, and Harvey tried to push me in.

 

[Alaskan]

bluesub, I warned them.  I tried to get the carcasses from the moats, but the 'lovelies' were guarding them, and Harvey tried to push me in.      e

And why didn't you let him??

 

[sourland]

Alaskan, is that a rhetorical question?????

 

[bluesub]

So, I want to know which one of you sent the "lovely" creature my way... I returned from shopping and one of my kids left the side door of the van open. I went up in the dark to drive the car from the upper drive to the lower drive where the garage is. I notice the open door, closed it and got ready to start the car. I thought I heard a noise, so I turned on the light and looked behind me... nothing... so I turned off the light, started the car and started driving. Keep in mind it is completely dark, no street lights, nothing. Something jumps onto my lap and it is dark and furry. I start screaming (like a girl), keep my hands on the wheel and keep driving while screaming. The thoughts running through my head... dark fur, what has dark fur? With claws digging into my leg? Fur is kind of soft, how soft is skunk fur? How soft is raccoon fur? Still screaming, the creature leaps off my lap and heads for the back of the van. Heart pounding I pull into my driveway and leap out of the van.

Any guesses what was in my van???

 

[Wisher1000]

A Cat!

 

[Bunnylady]

Squeaky (aka Ninja Kitty) says it wasn't him.

 

[bluesub]

A Cat!

Squeaky (aka Ninja Kitty) says it wasn't him.

Correct! If Ninja Kitty is a dark calico (although unlikely since he's a boy), then it was him... Never seen the cat before, and after riding with me screaming, probably never will again.

 

[Alaskan]

that story would have been much more fun if the animal had been a skunk.

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan, is that a rhetorical question?????

huh? huh?

rhetorical?

Did you want the question to be rhetorical?

 

[bluesub]

that story would have been much more fun if the animal had been a skunk.