Whats the craziest thing your kids did?

[Solace]

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HAHAHAA! Ok my wife just yelled for me to be quiet she's trying to sleep. THANKS PAL!

 

[country freedom]

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ROFLMAO ! My oldest 2 sons, (3yrs and 2yrs old at the time) did similar - only it was "Look Ma! FireF***! FireF***! Ma! Anywhere and Everywhere we went.....on the street (we rode the public buslines).....church service.....grocery store.....Dr's office.....relative's houses..... people would actually try to get them to pronounce the word firetruck correctly, at first I wanted to do the same as you..... then I figured out it was actually funny to hear and told people they'll learn the word eventually and I laughed each time they said it.

 

[silkiechicken]

I don't have kids, but when I was a kid, I filled a large box with slugs... here in the PNW, slugs are a plenty... and poked air holes in the box so they could breathe. Had about 500 slugs or so in there after a full day of collecting with my little brother...

Mom said we couldn't keep it in the house... so out it went to the porch... next morning, my mom was picking slugs off the walls, windows, porch, and overhang of the roof with a shovel. The entire front of the house had slug trail slime ALL over it!

At least it didn't smell as bad as when I drowned a few hundred slugs in a 1 gallon glass jar and tipped it over a few weeks later.

 

[country freedom]

Mojo Chick'n :

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Now THAT'S funny !!

HAHAHAHAHA Your son beat my two oldest!!!!

I had just found out from my oldest daughter (14/15 yrs old then), that my two oldest sons (16 and 17 yrs old then), had just lost some sort of contest, and she told me to look outside - this was just after dark, on a hot summer night and everyone outside - so, there they were, in front of my 2nd oldest son's girlfriend's car, with headlights shining on my two sons as they trotted in front of her car, coming on down the street, dressed only in their underwear briefs, with big smiles on both of their faces.

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[Dixiedoodle]

The stories I could tell....OH, my!

 

[LilDucky85]

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*Ding Ding* We have a winner!
I havent read them all yet but this is great!

 

[Brelansmama]

Well, this isn't the craziest thing my DD (3yrs old) has done, but it is the most recent...Sunday, DH and I were out in the back yard building our chicken coop (WOO HOO, FINALLY!) DD has had the flu, so she was in the house watching cartoons, instead of playing outside with us.
I checked on her every 10 minutes or so, making sure she wasn't up to her ears in lotion, (she LOVES lotion) well, when I went in the last time to see what she was up to............she was sitting in the middle of the living room looking VERY guilty..........every flat surface in the room was COVERED with sunflower seed kernels. Not just sprinkled, she found the tub of sunflower seeds I put on salads, and blanketed the room.
She said she ate a handful, then threw a handfuls for Lilly (the dog, who, by the way, won't eat sunflower seeds...) ate some, threw some, ate some, threw some......you get the idea!
I spent 2 hours vacuuming every inch of the living room! (one would think the room would be clean! Wouldn't one!?!?)

Three year olds.......

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

When Emma had cut her hair off my neice Baley decided that if Emma got the attention and what not from doing it, she would too....
So Baley cut her hair....not only her's but also her brothers hair....
And She didnt' stop there....
She said....and I quote......"Reese held VERY STILL WHILE I CUT HIS EYE LASHES TOO"......

My sisters (they're twins) had bunk beds growing up(they were probably 4 I was 6)...In our livingroom we had 3 floor to ceiling mirrors (old 1960-70's trailor)...Well I took the mirrors off the wall and brought them into there room...Which we proceeded to balance along the top bunk and use as a slide....I don't think I have EVER seen my mom go as pale as she did when we showed her our NEW SLIDE...

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

More recently......

Mind you our girls are 13 and 7.....

Well lately both the girls have been wanting DUCT TAPE....not just asking once in awhile...BUT ALL THE TIME....
They just have to have it....Can't live without it type of thing...wasnt' sure why myself, but then I found out......

They pooled there money together and bought about 4 rolls of duct tape.....
they were so nice, getting along, playing laughing having a blast upstairs....other than thinking my kids have been replaced by ones who get along, i really didn't think anything of it....

then they did it.....

they called me up stairs......So i go up there.....

what do i find..........


















Emma duct taped to the wall.....not just any wall either....this is a wall that has nothing under it....I mean it's on our landing upstairs....the wall goes all the way down,but no floor...it's the stairwell.....

Abby had duct taped Emma to the wall....they were laughing uncontrollably....They had taken a plywood boards and had Emma stand on it, Abby duct taped her to the wall, and then removed the boards and there Emma was taped to the wall with NOTHING under her for support....I only wish I was able to get a picture of it first....before I freaked out and made them work together to get Emma off the wall without having her fall down the stairwell....

And they wonder why animal mothers eat they're young!!!!

 

[babsboys]

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I used to be really heavy and little kids did that to me, too. I would always say, "Well, you are an obnoxious, rude little kid who needs to mind their own business." And I'd say it in a way that always made them cry

Those were some good ole days!

I don't understand why you would take pride in making innocent children cry. My children did not understand that it would be offensive because my grandpa always spoke proudly of being tall and wide, a big man etc. So my kids saw this woman's size as being an accomplishment that she "beat" grandpa's size.