What's the craziest thing you've ever snuck on a plane?

[PeeperKeeper]

October 2001, 2 long ink pens, a rubber tourniquet, and 2 bags of marbles. If we were going to be HI-JACKED, I was not going to give up without a fight!

 

[PineBurrowPeeps]

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I have never been on a plane so I have never smuggled anything, but I'm the type who would.​

 

[Lunachick]

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me too

I think I belong to this category.

 

[ranchhand]

My FIL worked for a defense contractor to the U S Military. He once carried a land mine in his briefcase, from Utah to the Pentagon. It was only in need of a lighter, etc. to trigger it!

Another time he was in CA, saw a snake for the boy's collection and flew home with that in his briefcase.

He seems meek and mild, but he isn't!

 

[JennsPeeps]

A 12" wheel of French brie + homemade fois gras when I was returning from my year abroad in France as an exchange student.

 

[conny63malies]

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UUUHHHHHH you in TROUBLE!!!!!!! hand over the brie now!!!!

 

[wegotchickens]

I smuggled a raw fertile egg from AZ to GA back in.... well. It was a very long time ago. Maybe 20 years.
I tried to hatch the egg with a heating pad. I wanted chicks BADLY.

When I finally fessed up Mom freaked out. Who knew it could rot? But no mishaps occured and I had 25 New Hampshire Reds soon after that smuggled egg was discarded

 

[JennsPeeps]

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UUUHHHHHH you in TROUBLE!!!!!!! hand over the brie now!!!!

Here you go (hope you don't mind that I imported it way back in 1996...):

 

[Mandalina]

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you are my new hero!

 

[WoodlandWoman]

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