What's the most embarrasing thing that happened to you? I'll Start!

[farmgirlie1031]

I was out on a trail ride and a wasp flew down my shirt. What to do? I yank my shirt off in front of all these guys but the wasp was in my bra! So I had to take it off in front of all these guys carefully so as not to get stung. They got a show that day!

 

[PotterWatch]

A couple of years ago I was at a children's service with my kids and my oldest son started to act up. After trying to quiet him for a couple of minutes I decided we were being a little too disruptive so I stood up to lead him out of the row. He was crying at this point and didn't want to go with me. I latched onto his arm and tried to direct him out only to have him trip just as he got to the end of the row. I, of course, tripped over him and almost managed to catch myself. It probably looked like a slow motion fall, lol. I righted myself only to catch my foot on his and ended up falling onto the row opposite (of course we were headed down the center aisle), bouncing off and landing right on top of my son! The Rabbi had, at this point, stopped the service and every single person was watching and gasping. I managed to get to my feet and only hit my head once on the row I had bounced off of. Collected up my still howling son and tried to walk as calmly as I could outside the sanctuary. Of course at the oneg (kind of like a reception) afterwards, everyone had to come over and say things like "That looked awful! Are you ok?". Lovely!

 

[thechickman04]

it was fifth grade and it was math time..i cant stand math...well i fell asleep and started thinking i was at home..i started talkin in my sleep and ended up calling the chick mom

 

[chickfillhay]

Oblio13 wrote:
I used to stop by the barn where my horse was boarded after work. I'd change out of my uniform right by my car if no one was around.
One day, I had just gotten my pants off when I heard a noise and turned around. A sheep had gotten out and was standing there looking at me.
So of course at that exact moment a crowd comes out of the barn and sees me next to a sheep with my pants off.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP FOLKS!!

THIS IS BETTER THAN A COMEDY OR TV!!!YOU CAN'T BEAT REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[drafthorse39]

I'm totally subscribing to this thread... JustHatched, My stomach hurts so bad after reading your story!

 

[chickfillhay]

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That's even better than losing my skirt!!!

 

[chickenannie]

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pardon my ignorance.. but what is a country turkey?

 

[kryptoniteqhs]

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pardon my ignorance.. but what is a country turkey?

the country Turkey...like the country the United States of America

 

[kryptoniteqhs]

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omg i did the same thing!! only i didnt take my bra off and it turned out not to be a bee (in my case), but a leaf blowing in the wind lol.....yep 2 girls 2 guys one of which was me topless....what more could you want - topless girl on a horse haha

 

[snowydiamonds]

I was in elementary school (many moons ago) and an excellent speller, started off in kindegarten in the library club...the annual spelling bee was coming up and I had it won, only had to be there! Kids were dropping out right and left, easy and hard words, they stumbled on the spelling by the third letter...my turn...

I get up in the middle of the stage of the Multi-purpose Room, all lights on me, parents, teachers and townsfolk sitting below in chairs, ALL EYES ON ME...

My word was exceptionally easy for me, not others, I smiled, my mind telling me I had it in the bag, it was my ribbon, I'd be in the local newspaper

A big breath, my mouth open, my mind seeing the word, and being dyslexic, I was seeing it properly...but my mouth would NOT listen to my screaming mind! My mouth was blathering idiot language! I was citing the alphabet in no particular order! My mind was screaming: "Close your mouth, shut up! STOP!!!" and the mouth kept going...and the blush was grand! My (a minute before, proud) confused teacher had to walk on stage from the wings and lead me off the stage and the mouth kept going the entire time!

Never again, I kept my spelling talent to paper and tried to say as little as possible most of my life, the entire room was laughing at me! My mom was laughing at me! I couldn't figure it out for days...